|austin carlile:||hardcore badass screaming-in-your-face tattooed angry grrrr rahhh i listen to slipknot and will scare the shit out of your grandmother metal-dude|
|austin carlile:||6'4" ball of precious angel baby darling cupcake sweetheart who says the cutest things and acts like a seven year old and loves star wars and sways like a little kid during interviews and has this kind of high-pitched squeaky talking voice and sings songs about a stuffed pink octopus named squidgy|
Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.
if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie
I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened
Where do I get my cookie?
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in there calm down martha stuart
i was gonna say odair he is but okay